>FONDLY REGARD CRUSTACEAN RADIO: Archive

June 2011

>wake up at 6:12pm

> think this is incredibly cool

>realize you are a loser for both waking up at 6:12 in the evening and for thinking it’s cool for any reason

Jun 29, 20112 notes

I miss the Monster Ball

That feeling when the arena darkens

When the countdown comes up

When her silhouette brightens the arena

When she calls out the name of your city

Feeling the beat through the floor while she’s screaming at you to jump

The little personal speeches when she sits down on her piano

Watching her bow and walk off stage after the finale

Feeling like a mother fucking free bitch strutting your drunk self out of the arena

Jun 29, 2011165 notes

#gaga

Jun 29, 20112 notes

#sketch #lady gaga #Heavy Metal Lover #clover art #gaga

Jun 28, 201128 notes

#axolotl

Jun 28, 20117 notes

#sketch #Sgt. Silicone #Silicone #dat ass #clover art #gaga #butts

Jun 28, 2011243 notes

#kerli

HEY ASSMAGGOT. I AM JACK'S RAGING HARDON.

BARRY, YOU ARE AN ASSMAGGOT, GET OUT.

Jun 28, 20110 notes

HEY ASSMAGGOT. im your best motherfuckin friend. YOUR BEST MOTHERFUCKIN FRIEND.

uHHH,

tHIS IS SORT OF STARTING TO UPSET ME,

Jun 28, 2011-1 notes

HEY ASSMAGGOT. SPEAKING OF ASS, AREN'T YOU UPSET TO SEE THAT WHOREHOUSE TORN DOWN?

UH…

kay, gonna have to ask who this is because how the fuck do you know about that.

Jun 28, 20110 notes

HEY ASSMAGGOT. IF YOU WERE TO BE MY ASSMAGGOT, I WOULD PROVIDE YOU WITH ALL THE ASS YOU COULD HANDLE. YOU COULD MAGGOT MY ASS LIKE THE ASSMAGGOT THAT YOU ARE. AND LOVE IT. FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING, OF COURSE.

WELL, I DO LOVE ASS…

Jun 28, 20110 notes

HEY ASSMAGGOT. TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, I AM A SECRET WIZARD. BEHOLD MY ROBES.

BEHOLDING

BEHOLDING SO MUCH

Jun 28, 20110 notes

HEY ASSMAGGOT. I WAS THINKING. DO YOU THINK THAT MAYBE YOU COULD POSSIBLY BE THE ASSMAGGOT TO MY ASS, SO TO SPEAK?

WHAT’S IN IT FOR MEEEEEEEEE?

Jun 28, 20110 notes